January 2012
December 2011
Anonymous asked: why thank you.
Anonymous asked: unlike you and your "nifty" shark killing skills.
Anonymous asked: i think killing sharks is revolting, and you're disgusting.
Anonymous asked: i'll only pencil you in for afterwards as you may not survive the shark attack.
Anonymous asked: before or after this shark situation?
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Anonymous asked: take a photo of you right now? please :*
Anonymous asked: you better hope the space remaining on this very small boat as sharks have eaten the rest is big enough for a giraffe to lay down and bite your toe off then, if not, i'd say you're fucked.
Anonymous asked: i hope you're tall, giraffes have very long necks.
Anonymous asked: i doubt your little toe would be sufficient to feed all of those sharks. However, how would you rather remove your toe? a chainsaw or a giraffe biting it off?
Anonymous asked: what part of your body would you feed to sharks first if you were like on a boat surrounded by them and your boat got eaten by them because i secretly covered the bottom of it in blood varnish so they would come to your boat so you'd have to think about answering this question?
Anonymous asked: would you rather have sex with a chicken or a toad
Anonymous asked: i want to rim you
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okay now this bitch, who is eleven, has made a ~confession status~ saying
‘i believe in the anti-christ!!!!! :PPPP <3 x’
what even..
people are doing those fucking confession things all over facebook and some year seven made one like
‘I LOVE BLACK VEIL BRIDESSSSSS!!!!!!!!! <333333333 XXXXXXX’
seriously wanting to run a bath and drown
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